Originally written as a comment, I thought it was worthy of being a post.
Background: In 2005, Ma3lstrom was trying to figure out his wireless problems in *nix, and I gave him a quick link that would help him out, and immediately afterwards I said something to the effect of “…now if you really wanted to fix that you would run sudo rm -rf /” His aim connection was almost immediately lost, and about five minutes later I was on the receiving end of a phone call by a very confused person who could just say “You’re a bastard”. They didn’t immediately figure out what they had done to their precious-just-installed distrobution, but once I explained the flames of hate were quickly roasting warmer….anyways:
In A.D. 2005 war was beginning
What happen?
Someone set up us the RM.
We get no signal.
What?
Main screen turn on.
It’s you!
How are you gentlemen? All your files are belonging to us. You are on the way to destruction.
What you say?
You have no chance to survive, save your pron. Ha ha ha…
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files…
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
For great justice, take off every ‘muziak’
Move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’
You know what you doing take off every ‘picture’
Move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’
You know what you doing take off every ‘program’
Move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’
For great justice take off every ‘directory’
Move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’, move ‘forced’
You know what you doing take off everything
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files
All your files are belong to us
All your files your files, files, files…
Move ‘forced’…
files files files files files files files files files files files files files files files files files files You have no chance to survive, save your pr0n
/r00t | Come to think of it…I am a bastard….that’s nothing new… =]